Tin Foil Headwear

" Soon, black helicopters will be crossing the border. It's the Puppet Masters working for the New World Order. Be aware: someone is always watching you. The government still won't admit they faked the moon landing. Thought control rays and psychotronic scanning are real. Don't worry about it though, I'm protected because I made this hat out of aluminum foooooooiiil! Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an alien wants to probe your butt or read your mind. It looks a bit peculiar, seems a little crazy, but someday I'll prove there's a big conspiracy!"